Introducing
The most advanced tail-wagging technology ever created.
Starting at ∞ belly rubs per day
From 0 to "Where's my treat?" in 0.3 seconds. Our revolutionary Zoom™ technology delivers unmatched acceleration when food is detected within a 500-meter radius.
Powered by our proprietary TreatFinder™ AI. Capable of locating hidden snacks with 99.99% accuracy, even through multiple layers of packaging and closed doors.
Every angle is the good angle.
Equipped with Advanced Nap Technology™. Can sleep in any position, on any surface, at any time. 18-hour battery life with rapid recharge via treats.
Instant friendship protocol activated. Makes friends 87% faster than leading competitors. Compatible with all humans, most dogs, and select squirrels (pending negotiations).
Perfect size
Optimal huggability
Maximum cuteness density
Treat Detection Radar™
Belly Rub Optimization
Squirrel Tracking System
Tail wags: 240 per minute
Zoomies: Unlimited
Cuteness: Off the charts
Auto-Cuddle Mode
Self-Entertaining Protocol
Treat-Activated Tricks
Premium bark speakers
Snore reduction technology
Joyful whimper support
Lifetime of love
Unlimited treats required
Belly rubs non-negotiable
Available now. Adoption not included.
*Results may vary. Side effects include excessive cuteness, constant entertainment, and unconditional love.